Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

Flagstaff Syndrome

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.

I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.

by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009

Flogic

Sheer, flawed logic. Follows no reasonable thought process.

Commonly used as an exclamation, "That's flogic!"

Don't sit on the floor and work, you'll get short sighted, it looks ugly.

That's Level 3 flogic!

by mymotherisalovelyperson February 28, 2011

flags

Gang colors. Some people say that if more than 50% of your clothing is red or blue, you're "throwin flags"

Most often people won't think you're in a gang unless you're wearing lots of red or blue along with a red or blue durag and hat.

"Niggas wearin flags cause da colors match their clothes/They get caught in the wrong hood and filled up wit holes muthafucka" - 50 Cent

by rsabowski December 4, 2003

floast

Some stupid bullshit made up by two students at Stanford. They say that it's a mixture of the words floating and posting, a state where your body is still but your mind is floating. It essentially tells the world: I'm a pretentious asshole, who has nothing better to do than sit and stare at shit.

Me and John spent three hours floasting. It was so surreal. You should really try it.

by elliot2793 August 27, 2011

Flog

To beat your penis

Talk later bro I’m goin to flog myself

by Snakey27 January 5, 2020

floosh

a fanny fart - means the same as queef but sounds way better. can also be used as an insult

'that girl made a rumbling sound'

'dude she totally just flooshed'

'alright dan?'

'go away you fuckin floosh'

by wubanga101 November 3, 2011