fletcher law

Is an average imigrant from Shropshire with an average size of 2 inches as a peni. And he’s Mexican

Messed up spazmoid is fletcher law

by Monkey man69 February 10, 2019

Fletcher Magee

The guard for Wofford THAT FUCKIN RUINED MY BRACKET. He had the NCAA career record for threes in his 4 years and he WENT 0-12 against Kentucky

Dan: Hey man wofford lost
Me: yah man de wer in me final four but that unselfish Irish BOy fucked it up
Dan: Fletcher Magee.

by IMayBeNinjaButYouWillNeverKnow March 31, 2019

flatcar

Made especially for women who are flat as a washboard. Can be used in instances like; a frustrating flat bitch, or a arguing with someone with a physique similar to a wall.

Shut the fuck up, you're a fucking flatcar.

by Car that is flat May 24, 2019

Fletcher

A really nice lad who if he likes a girl he can pick her w easy and will have a really good time and can make ur frown upsidedown and is tall and helpful

Girl 1 : I have meet this really nice guy who is really handsome and tall

Girl 2 :that's a fletcher 4 you

by Fletcher matthews September 29, 2019

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

fatch

When someone is so fuckin fat, you'd say fatch.

Him1: Ayo, that man looks fo fatch, his fat is even leaking out of his mouth!
Him2: That fucking hideous, man. Why'd you say that?
*That fatch: That's a misunderstanding, it's my saliva!

by strycekpipicek September 27, 2021

Flathrag

Probably means something like "slut" or "prostitute" on the planet Remulak. From the movie Coneheads (1993). Beldar Conehead called the offspring this to their mate when they found out the offspring had an Earth temporary tattoo and makeup on their cone.

Beldar Conehead: "What have you done to your cone!!!"
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymatt Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*

by Blitz666 January 13, 2022