Films le Jenkins

Films le Jenkins is an awesome website with homemade web videos. They span all sorts of ideas. Most of the videos star the comb-over. Other appearances by J.P. and Mac. Checkout all the videos. Especially Joey(people seem to like it). The site is www.flj.vze.com or www.filmslejenkins.vze.com

d00d FlJ totally ownz my face. The Comb-Over pwns all@!!11111!!11!twelve

by Mac December 10, 2004

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts n. A Hong Kong film studio run chiefly by producers/directors Joseph Lai, Godfrey Ho and Betty Chan. "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts" was responsible for some of the most low-budget, rushed, blatant footage-spliced, and senseless ninja movies of the mid-1980s. In other words, these movies RULE. You can't call yourself a true movie lover until you have seen a ninja movie produced by "Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts"!!

Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts is like a really low-class Shaw Brothers.

by Mr. Pirate June 10, 2006

I’m in Love With a German Film Star

I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me

I’m in Love With a German Film Star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in a corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamorous world
I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a movie
Playing the part of a real troublemaker
But I didn't care
It really moved me, it really moved me
It really moved me, it really moved me
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

Fatal Films

legit the fucking worst editing team to ever fucking exist

that teams going to turn into "fatal films"

by fatal alex July 13, 2018

it films

it films means that it is filming

it films you

by Cozmofats April 5, 2021

The Most Important Film He's Ever Made

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER GUY SAID! And the charlatan! Everything I do is literally THE BEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE!

Hym "LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT HIM! THE MOST IMPORTANT FILM HE'S EVER MADE!?!? The premise of the film is LITERALLY my relationship with Dr. Jordan Peterson! A renowned psychiatrist is SUMMONED by a guy claiming to be a demon. THAT is LITERALLY THIS! HE EVEN USED THE SCENE I DESCRIBE WHERE I GOT SO SAY SOMETHING AND THE LIGHT FLICKERS (Except in the trailer the light explodes but whatever)!The most important thing he's ever done! Why!? Because this is LITERALLY the most compelling thing ever written! Every day I grow closer to surpassing Shakespeare! Prerequisite text! Greatest writer in the history of humanity! Cannot be surpassed! The single most productive and generous man in the history of humanity! Giving away billions, literally! The greatest mind! A literal genius by every definition of the word! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO ME!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

watching the films

used on woot.com forums as a polite way of saying the more vulgar "WTF." Often referenced with Manos: Hands of Fate (1966)

"That woot sold out in less than a minute."

"Watching the films?!?"

by sirlouie December 29, 2009