Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina

My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes

by Cre8ical February 17, 2024

Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024

Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024

zesty fester

A fella with some zest. A pal with some spice. An acquaintance that plays for the same team. Someone who reps the red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple proudly. Or anyone who is not considered to be 100% hetero.

Oscar: Hey you see that guy Tommy over there? He’s been looking at you alllll night. He totally wants a piece of your badonkadonk.
Robby: Ugh, no way! He’s got a whole gaggle of girls surrounding him. I think you’re seriously imagining things.
Oscar: UH hello?! Last time I checked I saw him in the bathroom making out with the janitor. He’s for sure a zesty fester. Trust.

by ronaldreaganmeatballpie March 7, 2026

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster

Ein deutsches Sprichwort aus dem Osten, was sich darauf bezieht, dass Maulwürfe blind sind und somit nicht aus dem Fenster gucken können, vor allem weil sie unter der Erde leben, der einen Ausdruck der Überraschung und Kontrollabgabe darstellt.

A: „Ich hab gestern schon wieder Zwölf Kippen geraucht!“

B: Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster

by Treebotboys2 July 25, 2025

Mrs. Femster

A way to demean a regular gay person. Used in unprompted ways, should be a slur.

Person 1: Did you read the chapter?
Person 2: No, I don't got time for all that.

Person 1: OKAYYY MRS. FEMSTER

by Am I Bi? January 17, 2025