by Alex Vega March 02, 2016
He is the biggest wanker you will ever meet, He has zero sex life, He has no Girlfriend, He is also the most selfish and arrogant Fifa player you will ever meet. No one really likes him, he is always just kind of there. The cherry on top about Felix is that he is the most racist twat you'll meet. Don't meet a Felix Gutschmidt
"That right there is Felix Gutschmidt, what a Prick"
by Felix is a cum sock June 04, 2020
The situation that happens when you have to stealthily cry between two groups of people, often during hikes.
A: How was your weekend?
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.
by Kabanana February 04, 2020
he's a real felix wooton
by savage543you March 07, 2017
this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool
by hey?? September 08, 2021
Felix jordan has a small willy
by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020
Felix jordan has a very small willy
by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020