It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.
by Jajshdyussjjdjdpqalskjxxhhvz July 11, 2023
When you load a blunt/joint/bowl/bong/and other form of smokage and hit it an extra time because you're the one who provided the smoke.
by ParisAscent May 11, 2016
I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!
by QuacksO May 17, 2020
by ChasG June 25, 2024
The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.
by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018
by 'tavi November 13, 2003
by dopeyy && bubbo butt .. hehe MK & LH =D May 10, 2006