trench fanny

Trench fanny is when you have a splash in the sea fully clothed and proceed to walk around all day with sopping knickers and a good ol’ chafe.

“Oh crikey, I love swimming in the sea, but now I’ve got trench fanny!”

“Susan, I can smell your trench fanny!”

“Damn, I forgot a spare change of clothes... I’ll probably get trench fanny again.”

by FlappyFanny July 23, 2018

fanny-fun

In Europe; this terminology is used in reference to the female genitalia when wanting to have sexual relations. Was also referenced in the show An Evening with Kevin Smith: London.

"Would you like a bit of fanny-fun?"

by toolnofx7 March 9, 2009

fanny maggot

When left over tissue on vagina that's been wiped and it's rolled up to look like a maggot.

Excuse me you have a fanny maggot

by Yourmum07 February 27, 2017

Fanny Waggon

A girl who can take more then one cock or maybe more then two.

"Hey guys , lets get stuck in that Fanny waggon"!

by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

fanny spanner

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

by colin worth July 23, 2007

Camping Fanny

As in reference to a girl wearing a pair of tights for a long period of time.

The phenomenon of intense heat that can build up in a tent under hot conditions can exponentially increase certain smells. As can happen when wearing nylon tights/stockings this phenomenon can occur.

also due to when camping showers and personal hygiene are less of common practice and can cause said condition.

oh my god, Steph has a bad case of camping fanny after that 14 hour shift.

by hipityhopity October 5, 2013

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015