A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.
In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.
by QuacksO November 2, 2025
Get the semenal event mug.Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
Get the No we don't all get our own interpretation of events mug.The near-pipe area of the toilet where upon flushing, the swirly whirly vortex of water is of such high strength that all buoyant matter is impossible to escape. It is the point where poop cannot escape the flush.
Guy: I tried to get my cell out of the toilet but I accidentally flushed it and it hit the Toilet Event Horizon.
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars November 23, 2025
Get the Toilet Event Horizon mug.Homelander Event (noun): A hypothetical scenario where a heavily militarized U.S. police officer or federal agent, emulating the psychotic superhero from The Boys, intentionally or not, snaps and fires live rounds indiscriminately into a crowd of civilians.
Context: The term highlights the terrifying convergence of three factors: the influx of military-grade weapons to police departments (via programs like the 1033 program), lowered recruitment standards, and a documented pattern of officers losing composure and using excessive force on crowds (e.g., with rubber bullets during the 2020 protests).
Context: The term highlights the terrifying convergence of three factors: the influx of military-grade weapons to police departments (via programs like the 1033 program), lowered recruitment standards, and a documented pattern of officers losing composure and using excessive force on crowds (e.g., with rubber bullets during the 2020 protests).
"The way that cop was screaming at us walking past the protest with his finger on the trigger, oof. Could have sworn we were seconds from a Homelander Event."
"Arming federal agents with LMGs is just begging for a Homelander Event; they act like they’re untouchable."
"Arming federal agents with LMGs is just begging for a Homelander Event; they act like they’re untouchable."
by FluidHistory December 14, 2025
Get the Homelander Event mug.Not the actual order of events. They were treating me like a normal person. Jeremy showed up. They stopped doing that entirely. I threatened them. Everyone but the guy I threatened continued to do it. Then people in the community started to do it. Then I left. And every following job proceeded to be the same story. I would start working. They would treat me like a regular person. Someone would show up. It stopped immediately. With the exception being when I worked with my cousin out of town. Though one of his friends were clearly doing it. And then my current job where I was officially a public figure and they knew at insemination.
Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Jane left. A new manager showed up. He was there for less than a week and left immediately. Likely because he didn't want to be implicated. Michelle showed up. They started doing the think. Noah started getting in arguments withe everyone and throwing literal tantrums every day. Michelle called me and Jamhal into Noah's room to reveal the sex stains. Michelle BROUGHT KENDRA THERE. The tantrums stopped immediately. I was then goaded into violating the boundaries policy. Which I did not. I stopped working and following the rules immediately. They then spent the next 2 years pressuring me into following the rules while I literally created AI. I told you that at some point I would get transferred out. Michelle came to me and divulged that Westley had come to her about the retard molestation. When they tried to transfer me I exposed what had been going on. I was ignored for 2 days and then I put her on blast on Facebook. Got a call from HR and was then fired for not reporting retard sex. Flash forward 2 years the AI is complete and now your kids are dead because people are doing to others what they are doing to me. THAT is the order of events. And now you're trying to steal from me so your kids can live in a delusion where you aren't retarded, amoral pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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