[Pen] [envy] 

Refers to the covetous reaction of an individual when he or she realizes that their current writing implement is inferior to that of a classmate or coworker.

If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".

Man, I had serious pen envy yesterday when I spotted Stan's stylin new rollerball.

[Pen] [envy] by JoeJazz February 20, 2009

Gender Envy 

when a trans person is jealous of how someone else expresses their gender, this term can not be used by cis people and only trans people experience gender envy

(Luka, FTM): wow @fylertunke on tiktok gives me so much gender envy, i wish i could look like him

Gender Envy by spongebobpastashapes June 15, 2021

Zenith envy 

The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)

This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.

Zenith envy by ECML January 30, 2008

man envy 

when a man sees another man building/constructing something and becomes curious and jealous at the same time.

When a whole bunch of guys are standing around looking at and talking about what one of them is building. They guys all have man envy toward the one doing the constructing.

When you see a truck drive by with alot of lumber in the back, and wonder "what are they building"

man envy by Mike Pacini July 7, 2008

mopar envy 

Envious of a man with a mopar, owning a chevy or ford, and being jealous cuz of the realization that there vehicle is a pos

the guys in the chevy had mopar envy when we drove by in our big blue dodge and they were stuck in the mud.

mopar envy by kirstenchase December 4, 2009

Bike Envy 

When a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and lusts after another friend's newly purchased bike!

Car: I love my road bike!!
Kirk: CAR, I just bought a 2010 Giant TCR road bike, check it out!
CAR: oh! WONDERFUL! AWESOME! GREAT! *starting to feel bike envy*

Bike Envy by Car Sun- March 2, 2010

Sheenis envy 

When you are envious of the magnificent quotes that Charlie Sheen come up with.

"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.

Sheenis envy by thedoctor13 April 5, 2011