an illegal immigrant who came here on leafs and sticks is a specky bastard who touches himself to hentai child porn and hits treadmill and never loses weight
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.
by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016

Karl Emil what a hairy dude, his legs are like Chewbacca. Karl Emil likes to watch sport and train in the gym whit his best pal. Karl Emil enjoys to drink alcohol and binge-watch fresh prince.
by lolleren12345 May 8, 2018

by cjaksjdks May 24, 2022

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.
by Haha_6969 December 1, 2019

A person who gets really emotional when they listen to 1D but listens to gangster rap to hide the sad truth. They are usually someone who another being cannot be around for too long or else the other being will get offended or start to cry. Their only friend is usually a dog, because dogs don't judge and they smol with floof. But Emilers have a GREAT personality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Poopookachoom8 December 11, 2016

The most beautiful person in the whole World ! True, kind, caring, funny, deep, amazing,wonderful and a lot more. A healing soul that brings positivity, truth and deep honest love into your life ! Everybody should have a Mikkel Emil.
by TrueLove2017 February 2, 2017
