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egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021
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Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024
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Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart
The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding
by The great ud author September 3, 2025
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Egyptian kiss

Basically giving a woman money because she’s beautiful.
Alex won’t French kiss you but maybe you should try Egyptian Kissing, she’s a fan of that.
by UrMom817 May 21, 2023
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Egyptian Impeachment

Verb

When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president

to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
WHAT?!

OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!

lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment
by Captain Planet Jr February 22, 2011
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Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.
I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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