when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.
This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that
marcos: what the fuck is that
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding
by The great ud author September 3, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

by UrMom817 May 21, 2023

Verb
When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president
to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president
to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
by Captain Planet Jr February 22, 2011

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
