dwoddly

typeing on a computer when your drunk . saying things nobody understands. when you are talking rubbish..typing.

Fred says : helonk hto ater youm ?>

Me : are you drunk?

Fred says : nio dontjb btyh stuiobpjid!2

Me : you are talking alot of dwoddly

by Leeanne616 December 26, 2009

dodecaburn

1.) When a first party sets forth a rapid 12 count burn, leaving the person who received the burn in an obliterated stupor.

2.) An aw inspiring burn.

3.) A insult that never should be used carelessly.

Burner: Damned, retarded, bitch, ass, mo' fo', eurotrash, yank, bum, cracker, quendo, punk, vic!

Burned: ...

Third Party:I didn't think a dodecaburn was possible!

by Coffe Man October 21, 2010

Dooderlude

When you're taking a dump, the period of time between each turd is a dooderlude.

I get some of my best thinking done on the crapper, especially when the dooderludes are long.

by Grampa Betty April 28, 2011

Doodered

another word for dumb friends who think they are kewl

chris bird is a doodered along with fattyjoke

by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

Dodecing

Spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you.

"Hey bro want to come to the concert on Friday?"

"Na sorry man, I'm Dodecing"

by PetoneCobb March 20, 2013

dodenoff

When you're masturbating and you doze off, pre-climax.

Man, I was so hammered I pulled a dodenoff and the wife was pissed. Mostly at the midget porn, you know, since she's tall.

by W.A.A.O.A. June 26, 2014

dodelido

An alternate term for the sausage, or in it's scientific name "Ding-a-Ling,"

"all right johnny time to talk about the hawks and the hornets, the basketballs and the hoops, the dodelido and the ring,"

by coilusserpent July 14, 2016