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Dingle Dunk

An act of revenge by using your penis and or testicles to stir the victoms drink.
Bill yells out to the Waiter "Hurry up with my damn drink!"
Bills wife Susan tells bill to quit being so rude or the waiter will dingle dunk his drink.
by The Crusty nut February 1, 2009
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Slam Dunk on your Love

Bootsy: "Yo, I can't believe she cheated with that dude!"
Stinky Pete: "Sucks man, she straight slam dunked on your love!"
Nuk Nuk: "Yeah that was like a Dr. J windmill slam dunk on your love!"
by Winks! December 4, 2010
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Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010
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The Kentucky Slam Dunk

The act of achieving sexual intercourse after years of wooing your cousin or other family memeber
After many years of waiting Tommy finally achieved The Kentucky Slam Dunk with his cousin Jamie.
by dermena April 24, 2017
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Dunk-Aholic

A Dunk-Aholic will spend most of one's money on Dunks even in when one knows that buying the shoes will leave one broke for the next two to three weeks. After the 2 to 3 week Dunk-Detoxic the user will return to his/her regular routine of saving money for their next dunks.
Person 1: Hey let me borrow ten dollars
Person 2: I can't DunkXchange is coming up next week.

Person 1: Man, You're a Dunk-Aholic
by DunkMasta13 January 8, 2007
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Po-dunk

A backwards, backwoods, inbred, slow talking-slow thinking individual, usually white trash of some sort.
Bestiality is a sport and white lightening is a privilege. A po-dunk packs their toothless mouth with wads of chewing tobacco, masticating it with their cancer ridden gums.
This person can usually be observed at race car tracks, livestock auctions and moon pie factory's. They claim to be a religious preacher, all the while drinking hard liquor, gambling in secret locations and consorting with known prostitutes (more than likely another po dunk family member under the age of 16).
They believe that Dale Earnhardt was a hero/messiah, Hee-Haw is still the number one show on TV and sweet tea is the nectar of the gods ( be advised that to make their type of sweet tea, you seriously add more sugar than tea, which accounts for the high amount of toothless-ness).
Their culture is as rewarding as their language. The higher in the mountains that you go, the more guttural vernacular you will experience. At some points I have noticed that these po dunks can communicate by a combination of burps, farts, grunts and squeaks.
A typical Po-Dunk will use the word SODA's, as in "Your wife gives good head, SODA's my sister"
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B dunk

A large butt, one of exceptional quality.
Tracy got that B>aP and a B dunk!
by Kade_crackdust July 2, 2004
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