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Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.
This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.
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Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times
Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen
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Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
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dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.
Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!
by openthefckingdoor January 8, 2022
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Chad's Dozen

16.
I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.
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Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
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Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton
"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."
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