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Ding Dong!

An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.
Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers!
Cody: Well Ding Dong!!!
by Monoga August 21, 2020
mugGet the Ding Dong!mug.

chin dong

A dildo that straps on to your chin
What the hell is that?!

It's a chin dong, dummy!
by Grant November 17, 2003
mugGet the chin dongmug.

Seal Dong

The definition in which you give a man with a penis the size of that of a beast of pure nature. who's power is unexplained.
Dude, I think that Heidi Klum is only in it for the seal dong.
by G-Tweezy August 23, 2009
mugGet the Seal Dongmug.

Romanian Dong

A wooden foregrip common on northern European and Middle Eastern rifles that looks, well like a Romanian's penis I guess.
I'm gonna put this sweet Romanian Dong on my AK47
-Brandon Herrera
by Jormungardr September 30, 2020
mugGet the Romanian Dongmug.

dong-zilla

a guy with a big-ass dick; also known as King Dong
Dong-zilla in tha heezy fo sheezy!
by Bobby Boy June 12, 2003
mugGet the dong-zillamug.

Jimmy Dongs

When you order Jimmy Johns . Then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. Also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn't freaking fast !
He pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch Italian with a little bit of Irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery
by jimmy dongs 4life June 28, 2012
mugGet the Jimmy Dongsmug.

Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.
Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!
by Tdonging October 21, 2010
mugGet the Cellphone Dongingmug.

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