Twin Dongs

What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.
Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"

Chazz: "Twin Dongs."

Coach: "Exactly"
by Marty S from CA April 18, 2008
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chin dong

A dildo that straps on to your chin
What the hell is that?!

It's a chin dong, dummy!
by Grant November 18, 2003
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Seal Dong

The definition in which you give a man with a penis the size of that of a beast of pure nature. who's power is unexplained.
Dude, I think that Heidi Klum is only in it for the seal dong.
by G-Tweezy August 23, 2009
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Romanian Dong

A wooden foregrip common on northern European and Middle Eastern rifles that looks, well like a Romanian's penis I guess.
I'm gonna put this sweet Romanian Dong on my AK47
-Brandon Herrera
by Jormungardr September 30, 2020
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Jimmy Dongs

When you order Jimmy Johns . Then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. Also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn't freaking fast !
He pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch Italian with a little bit of Irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery
by jimmy dongs 4life June 28, 2012
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Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.
Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!
by Tdonging October 20, 2010
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