Dodge

Dam old dilapidated garbge eater

It's the newer dodges

by szm119 December 9, 2008

dodged a bullet

When you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.

Wow, I used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. I might have dodged a bullet there.

by maxmillions February 18, 2010

dodecasaster

A horrible occurance, 6 times the magnitude of a disaster. Di being the prefix for 2, dodeca the prefix for 12. Used in instances of extreme misfortune.

Coming home I was met with a dodecasaster of hobos mauling me with their shopping carts.

by Monican and Alan Lewis August 22, 2004

Dodgecock

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

dodgely

Something that is not good, broken or Pants'ed

only an oracle can resolve the issue

hey man thats one dodgely setup system

by The Evo Oracle October 6, 2010

Dodge milodge

An expression used to describe something that is inappropriate, rude or offensive. Can be used as an adjective, or can simply be declared on its own as a response to something.

"That film was dodge milodge."
or

"Did you see that? Dodge milodge!"

by Small_fish October 5, 2012

dodgepot

It means someone is untrustworthy and a bit dodgy. It is a hybrid of dodgy and hotpot.

She seems like a bit of a dodgepot.

by KawaiiKiwi123 April 1, 2017