The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.
Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.
by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022
Get the Uncontested Divorcemug. 
Get the Divorcemug. When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.
Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.
by xlittlellama July 22, 2022
Get the Divorce-Leprosymug. When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."
by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025
Get the Super Mario Divorcemug. by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021
Get the Divorcemug. by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 4, 2025
Get the I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybemug. 