I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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by bbcplease March 15, 2014
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Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?
Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh
Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh
Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014
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Get the Dova dive mug.A dive bar with top shelf liquors and spirits including specialty cocktails. The ambiance is comfortable, but one can wear sneakers and street wear.
by Leelo Dub June 27, 2014
Get the Swank Dive mug.To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
by Spastic llama September 27, 2015
Get the Ostrich dive mug.(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.
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I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.
by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016
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