hard dirt

The really hard piece of poop that won't come out.

I cried while I was pooping because that hard dirt just wouldn't come out!

by laurene716 May 25, 2011

Dirt Skirt

A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.

Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Dirt Monkey

Archaeologists who do large amounts of field work or do field work for other people's research. Mostly these are archaeologists who have yet to recieve their degrees or who don't have footing enough in the field to lead their own projects or obtain steady work.
They are so named for the dirty state in which they return at the end of the day.

This is in contrast to academic members of the field and is closely related to the term 'shovelbum' in that all shovelbums are dirt monkeys, but not all dirt monkeys are shovelbums. Dirt monkeys also include field school students, research assistants, and laborers. They are not a glamourous bunch who stand at odds with the archeostitute.

The field school students and the shovelbums got along well, dispite their differences. After all, they were all dirt monkeys.

by Kitastrophe85 May 5, 2009

Dirt roaded

To be violently pentrated from behind, or 'fucked', metaphorically.

"Dude how's the divorce going?"

"Not great man, she seriously dirt roaded me."

by Youngunn21 April 27, 2013

dirt rocker

negative word used to describe anyone who has an extremely messy and dirty appearance(I'm not talking about punks or goths) including but not limited to; faded and torn black shirts, jackets and pants, shoes that they have written all over, backpacks, duffel bags etc. that are equally dirty in appearance with every symbol that has anything to do with rebellion against anything, even if the dirt rocker isn't a real believer of what the symbol represents. symbols include the anarchy symbol, upside-down crosses, 666, pentagrams, and also various phrases of general hatred of broad areas such as "fuck the world" or "in love with death" "fuck conformists" you know the kind of shit I'm talking about. they are not necessarily out of shape but many are pale, fat, and hairy. they may also be wearing shirts featuring bands, but not all the time.

*throws the plastic banana back at the dirt rocker* "punk ass dirt rocker..."

by SirSpoogealot January 13, 2006

dirt nugget

when someone is more than a dirtball but less than a dirtball sandwich

Gorassi: justin your such a dirtball
Hoffmeyer: gorassi shut up you five piece dirt nugget
Justin: just fades away

by your fucking mom October 7, 2006

do dirt

engage in gangsta activity, or kill for a gang

"when the OGs tell you to dirt, you better be down."

by steaks December 13, 2003