dibsies

The stoner equivalent of dibs. Laying claim to something usually weed-related.

Yo, I got dibsies on the first bong hit!

by dakine91 March 12, 2014

Dirty Lecture Dipset (DLD)

In the middle of lecture you find yourself slowly loosing focus and going into dream land, thinking of what it might be like to fuck that fine piece of ass next to you, and maybe after realizing you've been staring at the girls thong that just happens to be sticking out for a good 5 mins you now have a raging boner,, and lets face it, theirs no talking this one down. So you do the only proper thing their is to do and run to the bathroom and rub one out!. And wonder your way back to lecture, possibly sweating from the fight that just occurred, with your D.

Bro did you see stacy in class today?" "Yeah man she looked so sexy, I had to run to the bathroom and pull a dirty lecture dipset (DLD).

by The classic college kid May 1, 2011

sippin and dippin

1. The art of drinking beer, mainly Bud Light, and chewin Smokeless Tobacco, mainly skoal or Cope, all while havin fun
2. Term most used rednecks to the best of mah knowledge

1. aww man, ive been sittin here fishing all day, doin some sippin and dippin to pass the time

by Ptetra May 13, 2006

skiddy dipping

to cum on your partners skiddy underwear and then lick it up.

Darryl cummed on freds skids on his boxers and then proceeded in licking it up. Darryl enjoys skiddy dipping.

by judz January 19, 2009

[dick dips]

having sex, essentially dipping one's dick into a vagina.

"I was doing dick dips all night last night."

"I've been doing dick dips on so many broads lately that I'm getting tired."

"Sarah is sore from all the dick dips last night."

"Birds love it when I take them out for some dick dips."

by noelcarrick January 3, 2009

Google-dipping

Blatantly excessive double-dipping. When you can no longer keep track of how many times you have scooped the salsa with your chip or put the same, licked spoon into the peanut butter, you are Google-dipping. Past tense: Google-dipped. One who Google-dips: Google-dipper.

I went to make my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but it was obvious by all the fork marks that Jimmy had been Google-dipping into the jar all day! That's nasty!

by TazTalksYouListen July 30, 2010

Tongue Dipping

Sticking your tongue in someone else's mouth while kissing.

My mom was just "tongue dipping" with her boyfriend!! My 8 year old daughter, Kylie just coined this phrase tonight.

by badkittykatt69 July 23, 2011