booty diggers

n. having fingers with really short, clipped nails.

My nails are so bad, they're booty diggers

by anonymous May 13, 2005

gold digger

A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.

While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.

Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.

"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.

"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.

by Hentor Axe September 5, 2008

DiageoLiam

An online activist for human rights. Has over 50,000 virtual 'Myspace' friends and is therefore considered as a Myspace celebrity.
He is extremely popular in the teen market; mainly attracting confused young boys and girls in awe. Along with comforted parents.
He is also a model and has been featured in several international magazines. He is the founder of www.DitchTHELabel.com which has over 20000 supporters worldwide.

Confused boy: umg, i'm wanking over some guys myspace
Girl in awe: WHO?!
Confused boy *panting*: DiageoLiam

by Sarah Marshall22 August 1, 2008

Degge

A person whose overwhelming intelligence often creates mass confusion, and frequently irritability in those around him. While he is perfectly capable of acting in a sociably acceptable manner, he generally prefers to intentionally harass and manipulate the less intelligent around him.

Hey, that Taco Bell clerk looks pretty stupid. Why don't you go Degge him?

by Gumpo June 20, 2008

Gold Digger

Morally corrupt, conniving, shrewd harpies that preys upon unsuspecting multimillionaires and billionaires.

Like sharks they tend to seek out prey at the golf courses, gyms, cansinos and social events. Objects of interest - Rolex watches, European sports car, Armani suits and platinum credit cards.

There is plenty of information on TV about gold diggers ie Housewives of Orange County and the Gastineau Girls. Gold diggers can be also male ie Kevin Federline.

They will try to milk as much money as possible in order to get plastic surgery, bigger boobs or a fancy car.

Gold Digger - You drive a Cadillac Deville? God you are such as loser....(sees another guy pull up in a Ferrari and quickly runs in his direction)

by glum68 December 23, 2008

Dagger

n. small form of male genetalia, opposite of Sabre

Ange laughed when she finally saw how small Richards dagger was.

by Pastey February 3, 2003

dingo digger

australian; aussie, particularly broad and obnoxious, usually a bloke, not so much a sheila

no wonder he thinks the beer's warm, he's a bloody dingo digger!

by dennis-mcgavidy May 6, 2006