verbal diarrhea

A serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. Often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.

Compliments to Eric :-) for the examples

"Gugga blugga aorfbb999l! WimblEdon (long 'e') grrfor..bll...gll..."

"It's 90% perception! Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

<yells> "I need to know EXACTLY where your hands are!" ... "I mean the general... area..." <falls over, asleep>

<reads off paper ("flibbertygibbet" is written on the paper)> "Filbert gilbert!"

by The Ugly One January 07, 2004

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textual diarrhea

The text equivalent of verbal diarrhea or mouth diarrhea. Stuff so stupid, inane, weak, lame, just plain embarrassingly bad, etc. that it makes you cringe just to read it on your computer screen (cell phone, etc.).

"90 percent of the stuff people submit to Urban Dictionary is textual diarrhea. Much of it is so bad that it makes you feel embarrassed FOR the person who submitted it."

by jw80808 December 27, 2008

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Exploding Diarrhea

A condition when you have had too much Taco Tuesday at Taco Bell, that your diarrhea blasts in a stinky, acidic, painful way out of your rectum

Tim:(walks into a taco bell bathroom)
(prepares to drop the kids off at the pool)
(ass blows in a ray of Exploding Diarrhea all over the walls)

by Lit Drift February 03, 2019

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hot diarrhea

when your diarrhea ends up boiling hot after eating taco bell; may leave certain uncomfort in certain places (depending on where you wipe and where it ends up)

"I had stinky, hot diarrhea last night"
"haha wtf"

by shrimpi November 05, 2020

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