Deformity

de·form·i·ty   dih-fawr-mi-tee  Show IPA
–noun,plural-ties.
1.
the quality or state of being deformed, disfigured, or misshapen.
2. Lucia Cap

Girl - "EW! did you see Lucia's face today?"
Boy - "yeahh she looks like that every day. she's such a deformity"

by Rosa Linda March 29, 2010

dorm rock

Whiny emotional rock and roll that one can imagine playing in a a college dormitory. Often contains themes or motifs relative to college students.

The song "wake me up when September ends" by Greenday is most definitely dorm rock.

by Dj Rafael Hulme January 1, 2009

martel dormitory

Archaic term used by jealous Rice Students to refer to Martel College, the ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.

I'm headed to Martel dormitory. HAHA Martel is not a college.

That's right, cuz we're your Daddy.

by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004

dormouse

ubercool resident of the massassi temple. role model for all

"<Ford> Dormouse is only the single coolest person in all of massassiland"

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

Dorm Storm

The raiding of one college residence hall by a large group of students from another residence hall. Such invasions of turf are regularly performed by bored students from less social buildings, drunken mobs looking to establish their turf, and conga lines picking up steam to hit a rad party.

12 drunken guys from North stumble into Pardee causing havoc.
Pardee residents: "We're under attack, North is dorm storming us!"

by stopthief April 3, 2011

doormouse

(noun)
1. The doormouse who floats out of a teapot in Alice In Wonderland with fireworks exploding around him while he sings. Quite trippy.
2. (Modern usage) Someone who is always singing randomly and badly. Often they sing any song, regardless of actual original tempo, quite slowly. They know they are singing badly, but they don't care. Can be cute at first, but often leads to fatal accidents, such as being strangled.

1. "Twinkle, twinkle, little, bat. How I wonder, what you're at. Up above the world you flyyy, like a tea-tray, in the skyyy."
2. Person 1: Gooo askkk aliceeeee, ohhh sheee'ss teenn feett talllll....
Person 2: Shut up dude, you're such a doormouse.

by ClaireV. November 21, 2007

Too Stupid for the Dorm

You are dumb. You are soooooo dumb there is no chance you could even be in college.

Hurricane Sandy is coming. It's the hurricane to end all hurricanes. If you don't already own batteries and a flashlight you are too stupid for the dorm!

by Murder Mitten October 28, 2012