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Dank

Describing something /Someone Good looking, fit , sexy attractive, peng
Jheeeze that gyal is dank still
by Mr.KnowItAlllll January 24, 2020
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Dank

Dont be fooled by those silly, old folk-written articles on slang terms, Dank, in it's purest, truest form, signals as a warning to normies. It lets them know that, dont continue unless you're ready to be honored the life of the non-normie. It shows our dominance as such. DANK DOES NOT MEAN COOL!

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Yo, dank memes are MMM! So good! 👌🏼
by bowskis June 21, 2019
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Dank

(verb) The act of one individual acting very absurd and maniacal to the point where they no longer think properly and are only focused on laughing and thinking/saying idiotic phrases. However, dankness can be spread easily depending on the intensity of the dankness represented by the individual. Thus, having a whole group of peers dank can be very dangerous.
John was so dank that he could not live without laughing and unnecessary absurdness.
by Tory Nash November 1, 2018
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Dank

Coincidentally this word means one thing and it’s opposite.

1.) It can mean musty, damp and uncomfortably drenched

or it can mean,

2.) Very pleasantly sticky, gooey and deliciously trichome covered in THC (And maybe CBD, CGB, THCa, etc.) cannabis flower.
1.) "Your bedroom is more of an appropriate environment for mushrooms; it’s so dank in here!"

2.) "The buds at the new dispensary are freaking dank as sheet!"

(See "Sheet" on Urbandictionary.com/Sheet for alternative definitions )
by PenisWrinkleInTime February 13, 2019
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Dank

A word used to define something that is too cool, weird, funny, silly, badass, or legit.

For example, Spongebob's popular "*breath in* boi" meme is dank not only because of how he put the words together, but the body language he used in such a savagely legit way is what truly makes it ridiculously awesome.
by Vulcan Shoryuken July 14, 2018
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Dank

that shit is dank man.
yeah just like Capp
by thebezelowner March 8, 2018
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Dank

A word for a quality of marijuana, usually really good shit, but not the best. A step above Midi's/Commerce shit but a step below the name brands (Purple Haze, Bubblegum, ACTUAL Hydroponics)
Shit son, this is some dank-ass trees foo!
by Rob September 7, 2003
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