damage control

After you've done a mistake, reduce all witnesses to silence.

1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".

by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

A famous sentence said by our god phil swift while stabbing a bucket.

bucket: PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Phil: *pulls out chainsaw*
bucket: AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Phil: NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

by shooting2win July 6, 2018

Damaged Goods

Used to describe in a tongue in cheek manner someone who looks terrible after a big night or weekend

Person A: you look terrible
Person B: Yeap...damaged goods...no refund.

by HappyAardvark April 30, 2009

thats alot of damage

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"

Now thats alot of damage.

by This is illegal September 6, 2018

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

My main man Phil Swift goes insane whilst stabbing a bucket's bottom in a Flex Tape commercial. He then pulls a chainsaw out of his asshole and start cutting the bucket even more

Woman: The Hurricane hit our house!

Man: THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

by HotManAss36 July 29, 2018

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019

terrible, terrible damage

A phrase often used by StarCraft II lead designer Dustin Browder while commentating Battle Reports for the game.

StarCraft community members have adopted the phrase, using it to describe their reaction to anything that is mind-blowing, hilarious, shocking or downright insulting.

It has also (jokingly) been proposed as a StarCraft II cheat code.

"The banelings roll in and - OH, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DAMAGE as they explode into those marines!"

"Check out the video below for terrible terrible damage!"

by pianoblack July 2, 2009