by Bigtimer122 April 5, 2010
Get the Dirt Curtains mug.A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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by Gross fat man December 2, 2011
Get the Curtain Lick mug.another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
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damn so I heard you can’t have kids anymore.
Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
Nah it’s fine I can always impregnate my wife with my cumtainer
by thatguy_755 March 2, 2021
Get the cumtainer mug.It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.
Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.
by LCFO December 9, 2021
Get the cumtainer mug.a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.
Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010
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