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Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).
Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.
by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016
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curl polymorphism

A naturally occurring condition in which an individual’s hair displays multiple curl patterns, textures, or shapes within the same head or even along a single strand. This variation may be influenced by genetic diversity, follicle shape, environmental conditions, or hormonal changes, and is especially common in individuals with textured or afro-textured hair
Oh darling, I have curl polymorphism it’s when someone has shape-shifting curls. I’ve got everything from 2B waves to 4A coils, all on one head!
by Azira July 31, 2025
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Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012
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concentrated curl

When a BI (pronounced B... I. ie.. Bachelor Innovation ) student decided to work out at the gym and curls 10% of the way then uses one's other arm for the rest of 90%. Concentrated curls are the shiz
Go to UCCS's gym and watch chas do them.

"They're concentrated curls man"
by FlackCannon June 22, 2009
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Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
by CumSlvt October 12, 2016
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beer curling

Beer curling aka sandusky aka "dusky" is a 2v2 drinking game. Each player has a partner across the table. The two players on each side are competing to make their opponents partner drink. a beer can or bottle is place on both sides, while the two players on one side each slide a bottle cap to the beer can. the farthest one from the can loses, and their partner across the table must drink. players shoot at the same time, and if anyone hits the can or goes off the table with their bottle cap, both team members must drink. first team to 21 shouts DUSKY! and then doesn't have to get raped by the creepy old man in the corner of the room (essential to the game).
Let's go play some beer curling!

Joe: Let's go slide some caps and play some beer curling!
Matt: Dude, its called dusky! you loser!
by APnAD January 2, 2012
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Holy curls

Holy curls is when you are holy and have curls. A very unique combo, truly special. A blessing from God above!
Man I wish I had holy curls
by Wallemlover April 5, 2020
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