The Cruz Way

When you don't try or don't do anything at all and good things happen to you.

Dude, I just got raise at work, The Cruz Way

by Crucinex May 10, 2011

ICE CRUZ

Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.

(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.

by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018

Cruz

Left over food that has been left on a bed for a long time and has gone hard

Mate: hey is that some Mose juice

Me : no that’s just some Cruz

by Miamouse111 November 30, 2018

cruz jr

just to let youn know cruz plus sex plus presley = drugs and cruz jr and aslo she so not has a life ok byw

i will fuck anyone im a slut bye presley cruz jr

by jeon alexis January 25, 2019

warro cruz

A men who steels there moms credit card to buy supreme.He also likes straws

hey warro cruz who spent 100000 dollars on supreme

by bigdaddy44 June 8, 2018

Jose de la Cruz

One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.

Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"

by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018

Alexis Natalie Cruz

Normally the youngest child that has slight brain disabilities and is questionable. Very questionable. She also steals her older sister's clothes and say afterwards that her style is shitty. She also thinks that she's cool because she talks to high schoolers. And as annoying as she is, she's also funny and concerning. She knows when to take certain things seriously and she knows how to be the life of the party. She's outgoing and more adventurous than what she puts herself out to be. She's way more brave than what I could ever be, and I will forever look up to her for that, as much as I hate to admit it.

''Happy birthday, Alexis Natalie Cruz''

by depressionxobsession May 17, 2018