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Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016
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The Crusty Cooch

The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)
"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson
by Пепси человек January 12, 2021
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crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.
"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"
by Travvykenj December 10, 2013
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crusty piece

some 1 with a scabby penis
Some 1 with a unclean tallywhacker
Smelly piece
Was he big, err no he had a crusty piece
by Nashy Big P September 7, 2020
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poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
by Shouse March 19, 2008
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Crusty Logo

The crusty logo is defined as the mark and / or stain applied to a female's apparel after a night of drunken fornication resulting from a male's semen blasted all over her.

The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.

It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.

The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.

Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.

At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.

Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.

Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
Hey I met this hot brunette last night, took her home and gave her a crusty logo right on her jacket. It was awesome!
by Johnny Deepwood December 23, 2008
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crusty freeloading

When a homeless man or several homeless men copulate with a baglady and ejaculate on her face/body!
I saw some crackhead crusty freeloading in D.C. this weekend.
by Genivieve February 4, 2003
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