zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.

"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"

by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013

crotch bunch

the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch

suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture

dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!

by Emily, Emma and Lindsay March 27, 2009

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

Crotch talk

When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.

Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!

by The bigg papa March 25, 2016

Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.

Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.

by Ewhaley December 16, 2011

crotch freeze

when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out

I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.

by wangnotlohan June 14, 2011

crotch egg

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020