Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
Get the Keyboard cripplemug. A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
Get the nipple cripplemug. by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021
Get the you are crippledmug. crippled means athena constantly talks about how she is in pain: "my knees hurts so bad i cant stand"
by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022
Get the crippledmug. Man: “you’re so gay!”
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
Jack: “Shut up you crippled rat you wish you could move but you can’t!”
- Caleb Ross
by ZigaNinjaAntYT April 29, 2020
Get the Crippled Ratmug. When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
Get the Crippled Creamermug.