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Cripple, criPple, And cripplE
by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025
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Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
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wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you
Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
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Crippled Cody

Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.
Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."
by I'm Kinda Donkey September 19, 2021
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Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.
Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.
by Lexa.c February 26, 2022
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pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.
Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!
by Haha..12 October 19, 2022
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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