it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.
this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022
Get the Criminal Foodmug. White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
Get the KFC Criminalmug. Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 12, 2018
Get the Criminally shortmug. Hym "The only crime he's guilty of is fucking your daughter. That's not criminality, it's your daughter cheating on her husband. And it's typical for her excuse to be 'the marriage was over before the divorce.' No. It wasn't. You cheated. That's the same shit that EVERY cheating whore of a wife says after it's revealed that they cheated before a divorce. You're a slut. "
by Hym Iam May 22, 2023
Get the Criminalitymug. A term used by members of the Vyond/GoAnimate community to refer to users they dislike, typically trolls.
by gabrielrenato March 26, 2024
Get the Criminal usermug. 1. A degenerate furry guilty of weaponizing cuteness and thirst at the same time.
2. One who commits unspeakable acts of fluff — too soft to be legal, too horny to be wholesome.
2. One who commits unspeakable acts of fluff — too soft to be legal, too horny to be wholesome.
“That twink is such a fluff criminal—guilty on all counts of uwu in the first degree.”
“Bro showed up to the con with a tail plug and called it drip… fluff criminal behavior.”
“Bro showed up to the con with a tail plug and called it drip… fluff criminal behavior.”
by lalittle August 17, 2025
Get the fluff criminalmug. 