Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 12, 2018
Get the Criminally shortmug. Millennial/Gen-X male (usually white) who is not highly skilled and doesn’t come from family money but has a nice car, nice house/apartment & disposable income. Typically involved insurance fraud or MLM’s or direct marketing. Almost never prosecuted.
How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…
by JG500 August 27, 2022
Get the Polo Collar Criminalmug. White angel:Oh my god a KFC Criminal Officer HELP!!
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
Officer:DROP THE CHICKEN YOU DIRTY KFC CRIMINAL
KFC Criminal:"Money Noises"
Officer:HES GOT A GUN! -Bang -Bang -Bang
Officer:Another Monkey terminated
by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024
Get the KFC Criminalmug. by 459395 March 6, 2022
Get the Age of Criminalmug. Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024
Get the felonious criminal defendantmug. Bonqueque and Bartholomew were childhood freinds. Although they were poor. They were fired from their job and now they are going to die from thirst or hunger. So they both agreed to steal stuff and stop as soon as they don't need to anymore. Bonqueque would steal food, clothes and other basic needs how ever Bartholomew would steal valuable things like chains, jewelry, etc. Bonqueque would go for the basic needs immediately however Bartholomew would go for the jewels to have reserve money in case there's no more basic needs. Both are honest criminals but one is scared while the other one is careful
by Swordhero March 23, 2023
Get the Honest Criminalmug. Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.
Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"
Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids
Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids
by WhereIsMySandwich October 3, 2022
Get the criminality kidmug.