cream and crimson

Also called C&C, a delicious alcoholic shot named after the school colors of Indiana University. It can be found in 3 forms:

1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream & 1/2 UV Red
1/2 Milk & 1/2 Tabasco Sauce
1/2 Semen & 1/2 Blood

It's best served in a group with CCR involved. Perfect for all occasions.

IU only lost to Northwestern by 22, let's do a round of cream and crimsons!

Dude, didn't we do cream and crimsons when we beat Purdue by 11?

It's a drink for all occasions! It's George Michael!

by Yosuckmydickdad March 15, 2011

Daddy Cream

Basically a euphuism for semen.

*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*

Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?

Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick

Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!

Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!

Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!

*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

Cream Pipe

An erect dick.

I solicited her pussy with my cream pipe.

by Brock Diesel May 15, 2009

ass cream

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

by Master bait December 4, 2007

cunt cream

Another term for Vagisil. Monistat 7 Basicaly any kind of medication to cure something for the vagina aka pussy

Dude that girl had a little extra cheese on the taco that she had to go and buy some cunt cream

by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006

Not penis cream

It really is Penis Cream

When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"

by lo December 22, 2003