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big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022
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the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.
"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"
by jessinof July 22, 2017
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Crayon

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020
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Crayon

G Dragon's song about crayons (JK)
I's pretty lit.

VIP for LIFE!!
"Why so serious?"
"GET YOUR CRAYON!!!"
by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018
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crayon cramp

A cramp you get in your wrist after coloring or writing a lot.
Wow my crayon cramp is killing me that was a lot of coloring.
by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
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Crayons

Crayons are Riley's favorite thing to say. Crayons are made of wax and are colored to create a beautiful mark when you press down on paper. People pronounce it cray-ons or crans. Plural for crayon.
Can you get me the crayons please?
I colored this picture with crayons.
by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019
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Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010
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