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Crawford’s 1st law

Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.
Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.
by Dan 4250 March 27, 2019
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crawfishin

That dude was talking like he was Bout It Bout It, but when I got out the car, he immediately started crawfishin
by Naycrawfish December 29, 2021
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Elisabeth Crawford

The funniest, most beautiful girl I have ever met. Red Head.
"Who are you thinking about?" "Just the most amazing girl in the world." "Oh! You mean Elisabeth Crawford?
by guylovestruck August 6, 2010
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ava crawford

a kind loving person who is my bestie, taken, and is cracked at fortnite. not to mention she is obsessed with dino nuggies and supports donald j trump.
hi, im ava crawford known as ava crawfish.
by made by brie thank you. December 20, 2020
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mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
by burrning asshole December 5, 2010
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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019
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Connor Leonard Crawford

Friend: have you seen Connor Leonard Crawford dick it’s so big.
Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.
by Definitelynotconnorcrawford November 14, 2022
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