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simon cowell 

simon cowell by anonymous August 27, 2023
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Matthew Costello 

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

Elvis Costello Chicken 

Did you see that chicken?
Yeah that’s an Elvis Costello chicken.

Simon Cowell 

Simon Cowell is ❌

Simon Cowell 

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.