cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

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Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.

Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.

by Cosmologer September 29, 2007

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Cosmic overload

The eerie feeling of every existential experience known to man and consciousness all at once

Bro I took like 5 g of mushrooms and begin to experience cosmic overload.

by TheHomieLettuce January 02, 2022

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cosmic memers

Best server in the world

Cosmic memers is the best server

by markssssksks December 07, 2020

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Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

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