bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.

I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Italian Colonel

When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.

Tommy got an "Italian Colonel" from his girlfriend last night while he watched the Bucs game!

by Toby4Life January 28, 2021

d colon

D:

Racism is evil. d colon!

by dcolonization May 6, 2022

Colon-bowlin'

A term for anal sex.

I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.

by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008

Collin

When somebody is so hot they pretty much pass the laws of hotness and head into a whole other dimension of mouth watering, knee shaking, mind jellifying goodness. Embodiments of this definition are often referred to simply as Collin.

Girl One: 'That boy is so Collin it's unbelievable.'
Girl Two: 'I know. He's amazing. Look at him go.'
Girl One: 'With pleasure.'

'Yeah, he's a Collin'

by Semny. November 2, 2009

collinswood

The meal eaten between lunch and the evening meal. Usually consumed at 3 or 4 o' clock.
The word's etymology can be traced to the latin words 'colligo', meaning to gather or assemble and a corruption of the verb 'voro' meaning to eat greedily / consume.

Would you care to accompany me for collinswood

by Max Power March 30, 2005