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jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
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Banana Cocktail

Sex Act for females: heat up a banana. cut the tip off. masturbate with it. And when you cum, you squeeze the banana while it’s inside you to simulate getting simultaneous orgasms.
I had a banana cocktail last night. It was amazing.
by Steven Franks May 7, 2020
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cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.
I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !
by Vatu November 28, 2018
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Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.
Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!
by chicagohotness September 26, 2020
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Rogue Cocktail

A drink (usually large, with the intention of getting a premature buzz) specially made to consume before arriving at the first destination of the evening; which somehow spills in your vehicle before imbibing any of it.
My friends Nat and Janet were on their way out for the evening when Nat's Rogue Cocktail spilled. What a mess !!!
by Edge Gomez January 1, 2012
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Flaming Cocktail

During the beggining of sexual intourcourse, the male douses his penis in a gallon of diesel fuel gasoline and proceedes to (preferably with matches) set his member aflame. After this task is completed he continues to manualy insert his flaming member into the woman. He proceedes until the flame is no more.
I am going to give Christine the best flaming cocktail ever.
by fuckmylife97 January 22, 2011
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Southern Cocktail

A lesbian act where one of the partners inserts a large dildo into her rectum and has intercourse with the other vaginally.
My girlfriend just gave me a sweet southern cocktail last weekend.
by POLISH BIKERIDE October 19, 2010
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