Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."
Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"
Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!
Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"
Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!
by JB-G November 04, 2010
-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"
-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"
-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"
by Codeplayer October 03, 2011
Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
by Jack Shaw November 20, 2007
when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.
by Taylor McClanahan April 29, 2008
Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.
by shoopdoopshibby July 29, 2010
n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
by Who do you see? C-E-B August 19, 2007
1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.
"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."
"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."
"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"
"...yeah..."
"Epic..."
"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."
"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"
"...yeah..."
"Epic..."
by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009