one who use drugs on a regular basis (recreationaly), but will not admit to friends or family that he/she is addicted... one who does drugs in private, not with friends.
by bogart March 7, 2005
Get the closet junkymug. A kind on hip-hop/opera made by R Kelly with 22 chapters in. In the story r kelly is cheating with a woman who has a husband...the husband is gay with anmother guy(who is important from bout chapter 17 onwards)..the 1st man has a wife...the wife is cheating with a cop who pulls the 1st guy over...the wife has a bro frm prison who gets shot..the cop has a wife...the wife has been cheating wid a midget(ROTFLMFAO). then the gay guy hu has da wife his partner is gay.....!!!he ses dat hes gt da the Package (wich people say is aids/hiv) so evry1 shud hav it!!!
The 1st man slpt wid the wuman/hu slept wid day gay guy/hu slept wid da utha gay guy/r kelly slept wid his wife/ da wife slept wid da cop/ d cop slept wid his wife/hu slept wid da midget! LOOOLLLLLL trapped in the closet is pointless.
by Jack Daniels GREAT(x300) grandson January 11, 2008
Get the Trapped in the closetmug. A male who enjoys sucking a cock but does it without openly expressing this joy to his peers or social surroundings.
by Ryan Big D September 16, 2007
Get the closet suckermug. when you live with roommates but can't wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have sex in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down
Babe, I really want you right now! Ahh, I wish we were alone. Can you be quiet? Not really...it's not that fun that way. Okay, let's go for some closet sex.
by DestinyHope March 1, 2011
Get the Closet Sexmug. by kEez August 23, 2005
Get the Closet Freakmug. by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008
Get the closet friendmug. A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality
by emax72085 February 2, 2007
Get the Closet HeteroSexualmug.