Bagletti Cleaver.

When you're out with your mates and one has the bag of Charlie you paid for but then it mysteriously disappears or he has suddenly "lost" it.

"Guys I seriously just had it in my wallet when I went to the toilet!" *asks the entire venue if they have seen a baggie layin around* ahhh R.I.P Bagletti Cleaver.

by Hectic_Megaboss June 12, 2019

Quebec Cleaner

When your buddy nuts in your wife and cleans it up with his mouth, you feel bad and lick it off his face.

“Sorry for making a mess on the old lady let’s Quebec clean this up bud”. “Eh bud I’ll buy ya Molson since your a great Quebec Cleaner”.

by SteelyDan11 June 27, 2019

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

penis cleaner

a q tip type device that is shot out of a tiny pistol like mechanism straight into the penis hole, it is also known as the male tampon

aye man, im feelin kinda leaky rn, do you got a penis cleaner?

by shlonkylover February 21, 2021

booty cleaner

a mythological person who one can summon to wipe one's butt after a bowel movement

That was such a bowel movement, I had to summon 25 booty cleaners to wipe my butt!

by John Wordsleuth March 3, 2021

Trench Cleaner

The act of cramming a pipe cleaner into their own dick.

Only a real man is brave enough to do the Trench Cleaner.

by SEXGODTHEGOAT February 5, 2021

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021