by Spicooli December 24, 2007
Get the chump car mug.The study of the distribution of chumps and their tribal borders. Also the study of the location of chumpaporiums.
Non douchebag person: "Hey, did you know that Jersey has the highest concentration of chumps per capita than anywhere else in the world?"
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."
Douchebag Person: "Yous one of them liberals ain't yous? Fo get about it!!"
Non Douchebag Person: "No, actually I learned it in my Chumpography 101 class."
by Ando Commando February 23, 2009
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a really disliked person by your group of friends often times when you see this person in the hallway you throw old shoes at them.
by blonndie January 9, 2011
Get the chumpfacewhore mug.The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:
1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.
1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.
I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.
by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010
Get the chumpress mug.Dipping your genitalia into some hot n' spicey sauce then inserting it into the rectum of the participant.
by King_Douche May 14, 2011
Get the chumlybunting mug.you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"
by Papa Whale December 16, 2011
Get the chump season mug.(adj.) Pronounced shump-kee. Loosely defined as something that has no value, is of poor construction, or generally undesirable in every way.
Ex. Tom: I bought all my Christmas gifts at Walmart this year.
Jerry: Wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.
Ex. I bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of shit.
Jerry: Wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.
Ex. I bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of shit.
by maoedge December 27, 2011
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