colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.

This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.

by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006

Choke Artist

see Marco Rubio

"This guy (Marco Rubio) is a choke artist, and this guy (Ted Cruz) is a liar" - Donald Trump

by tturkey August 28, 2016

Chokelahoma

Name by which collegiate football fans use when referring to the Univershity of Oklahoma. This Big XII, So. Conf., team has repeatedly failed laughably, to attain ANY level of the hype it annually earns going into ANY of their BCS games, courtesy of Coach "Big Game" Bob Stoops.

Fan #1: "We Sooners are ranked #1 again, and as always, BCS bound!"
Fan #2: "Damn, another national audience to "Big Game" Bob's Chokelahoma?!"

Sooner: "HaHa: Texas, we're ranked higher, only the BEST play in the Champs game!"
Longhorn: "OU SUCKS! Utterly bereft of sportsmanship & lacking class, Sooners run-up scores for ranking. Soundly whipping you on a neutral field with class & honor intact, we'll enjoy watching Chokelahoma embarrass themselves once again! Hook'Em Horns!"

by OU5UX February 23, 2009

choke on a dick

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.

Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!

by Adrian May 25, 2007

laughter choke

Laughing in a choking way

When you are drinking and someone cracks up a joke and as you start laughing you start choking up as well and it turns out to be a laughter choke

by Tazering August 14, 2011

choke 'n' puke

Any fast food establishment serving things of dubious quality.
ie McDonalds, burger king,or those random little places on the corner...

Hey im gonna stop at the choke'n'puke and get a cartlidge burger!

by Tommy toe poker August 4, 2005

choker

A person who pratices autoerotic asphyxiation or paraphilia, a practice where someone temporarily cuts off their own air supply by means of a ligature or some other sort of self-asphyxiation device during sex or masturbation.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003