Christian is the type of guy you fall in love with. He’s the guy who is everything you want. He’s kind, smart, adorable, and the funniest person you’ll ever meet. But beware because this boy is also a great liar who can look you right in the eyes with a straight face and say a perfect lie. He’ll break your heart in two and never think twice.
by Maccandcheese July 3, 2018
Get the Christian mug.He is the best man anyone could ask for.He always has a girl beside ready to have sex with and will even let you in on the action. He is the life of the party besides without him there is no party. He will be driving his Ford Mustang with some hot chicks in the back. You always want him with you.
Christian is the party
by Partyliver November 20, 2016
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by ohnomycarrots November 2, 2019
Get the Christian mug.An Abrahamic religion that probably only one person, which was Jesus Christ, practiced correctly. Followers of this religion we see today are rude to Islam and Muslims and they fund Jews to kill them. They also love to try to forcefully convert every non-Christian to Christian. Christianity would be a peaceful religion if most people that followed it weren't like that.
Jesus Christ is the founder of Christianity
by Sususs Amongus July 4, 2021
Get the Christianity mug.A for profit terrorist organization that uses child exploitation through indoctrination, genocide, and persecution of all who don't share the same beliefs down to the parts of their identity that religion doesn't dictate to begin with as weapons to gain supremacy with only people who fit the “what straight white christian society accepts beauty standard & stereotype” being safe from harassment in the streets while the vast majority of people who are parts of any denomination of Christianity actively attack, degrade and insight violence against the rest, especially Catholicism and Evangelicals while most Christians only claim to disagree when confronted to disassociate themselves while supporting these issues by not calling them out and letting them continue leaving them responsible for almost ALL issues in western society today and the destruction of cultures, ethnicities, families, friendships, relationships and the earth that can never be restored.
Christianity is also a trauma induced mental illness(aka religious trauma syndrome) that leaves victims with poor cognitive functions, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts & attempts to commit suicide, guilt, problems sleeping, nightmares, eating disorders, sexual dysfunction, substance abuse, social issues, development delay while being constantly afraid of going to hell for thinking the wrong thought by accident such as intrusive thoughts with the mental illness aspect being a top reason it still exists in the 21st century.
Christianity is also a trauma induced mental illness(aka religious trauma syndrome) that leaves victims with poor cognitive functions, anxiety, depression, suicidal thoughts & attempts to commit suicide, guilt, problems sleeping, nightmares, eating disorders, sexual dysfunction, substance abuse, social issues, development delay while being constantly afraid of going to hell for thinking the wrong thought by accident such as intrusive thoughts with the mental illness aspect being a top reason it still exists in the 21st century.
Christianity needs to be eradicated from the face of the earth through the use of forced deprogramming, laws and proper education as they had more than 2000 years to fix what they knew was wrong from the beginning therefore deserve no more chances.
by 36368876 August 24, 2022
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-Dude, every christian is intelligent, attractive, kind and friendly!
-So are atheists, satanists, muslims and everyone else.
-So are atheists, satanists, muslims and everyone else.
by Dragoniktaz September 4, 2014
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