Chris

A guy who's normally really attractive and ends up making you fall for him, and then, completely ignore you for no apparent reason.

That guy I met last month? He's such a Chris

by imreallycoolkthanksbye September 08, 2010

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Usually a piece of shit.

Does anything to piss you off

Loves to sit on monster dildos

Oh my god why is it so loud?! There is a Chris among us.

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Chri

A variation of stev slang, originates from old nintendo games that only allow four letters to be entered for a name, which also makes for extreme prejudice for people whose names are longer then 4 letters (AKA chris and steve)

Chri has done well in defeating the Demon Knight.

by Steve January 24, 2004

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Chris

a guy obsessed with shiny objects that cause pain like swords, knives, throwing stars and various weapons. likes everything that's weird and is totally into goth music. likes girls who are just like him. great in bed. gives huge orgasms. usually has no guy friends at all just girls as he tends to be a manwhore.

"my gf is over there, but you can call me chris"

by Nik55 January 08, 2009

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Someone that you love with all your heart but gives you the most rancid case of diarrhea at the same time. Great in bed and the mere thought of him or hearing his voice will have you sitting in puddles.

Knows that you love him....and uses it to his advantage. Usually for sex or some other favor that will require little or no effort on his part.

Says the most derogatory things to hurt your feelings and drive you away....and you know you should turn your back and go....but your feet won't move.

Will not reveal his true emotions to you (his defense mechanism)...he can love you to death but will push you away (even if he has no valid reason or right) before he lets you get too close.

Damn, you saw Chris??? I already know...

by MissCiCi November 24, 2010

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