Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.

I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 January 18, 2016

cooked dick

Flamin' Hot anal sex

Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick

by M. Craken May 29, 2016

Cooked

A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'

by Chemical Lobotomy September 21, 2017

Crooked as a fox

adj when someone acts as crooked as a fox; or a fox has appeared in a crooked manner.

Wow a fox in the middle of a world class oil tanker crashing throw the eastern Appalachians, that is as crooked as a fox

by King Jan Sobietski June 18, 2018

Cooked

The act of getting an item either via a bot, or manual-using autofill.

Ay man you cooked anything during the Supreme Drop? Yeah man, took some bogos, took no L's.

by Equal_Memes May 14, 2018