Chili Dick

when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.

i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick

by im the dbest April 08, 2017

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Chili Whap

The act of a man whapping his weiner across someones face in an unanticipated moment.

When his girlfriend was unable to make him climax, Todd chili whapped her in an act of frustration.

by Nurseeep April 23, 2011

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chili pot

Multiple deposits in an already plugged up toilet

"The only toilet at the truck stop was a complete chili pot"

by cp66 July 02, 2008

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chili dog

When a guy shits on a girls chest, then proceeds to titty fucking her

When Logan went over to Jocelyn's house, they had a wild night of chili dogging

by mike slegier June 28, 2004

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Chili Math

Fiendish math questions that are likely to get someone mentally constipated, or to make them feel logically disgusted, if they attempt to solving them without any formal training or preparation.

Like olympiad math, chili math should be introduced only to mathematically precocious kids lest the questions prove logically repugnant to immature or young minds.

by MathPlus March 03, 2021

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