open chest

A game played by manly (I use this term very loosely) teenage boys, where, if someone doesn't walk around all day with their arms protecting their chest, they will be slapped or punched in the chest.

If you play this game, you have likely never grown ball hair.

These retarded ass kids were playing open chest at lunch today. It made me feel ashamed to be a minor. Shit, a human.

by voorheez January 17, 2008

Chest Puddles

Large, mushy boobs that melt into wide puddles when the woman lies on her back.

Her rack looked epic when she was in her bra, but as soon as she took it off and lay down on her back, they turned into chest puddles.

by The Colonel February 27, 2006

Bird Chest

Insultive term used for females who are boobless and males who have no muscle definition.

Damn, that bitch has a bird chest not even a bevel!
or
Dude, you need to work out, you have a bird chest.

by KILLKEV October 15, 2004

chestal

chest region of the human torso

he was caught staring at her chestal regions

by gravykraken July 11, 2007

Chest crack

When a girl (or man if he's fat) have big boobs and the cleavage looks like a butt crack. Kind of like cleavage.

a.) Karen has a clear view of her huge chest crack.

b.) Dude, Ron really needs to lose some weight or stop wearing low shirts; he has a really gross chest crack.

by iDefineUrrWOrld July 27, 2009

Chest Flappies

Boobs that are large enough to flap up and down

Jim--"Hey Bill check out them chest flappies"

Bill--"They look quite alright"

by way2ez4_sully November 18, 2009

chestbum

chestbum is the cleavage of the woman who has wide set breasts and heavy duty cast iron underwire, causing the appearance of an arse on her chest.

Check out her tits! They've sagged with age and she's hiking them up too high causing them to splay into chestbum.

by LeniMcPoopies October 31, 2009