chess duck

an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.

pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC

Pawn: *dies of cringe*

by psudonym? September 24, 2022

chess addiction

lol

a chess distraction called chess addiction

by psudonym? September 25, 2022

chess

a game in which anal beads are actively present and involved.

GUY 1: "Hey bro, you wanna play chess"

GUY 2: " Yeah... let me grab my beads"...

by Holga135 October 8, 2022

chesse

its good

idk its chesse

by idk a good username October 12, 2022

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.

As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Chess

Not even the queen (the most powerful piece on the board) can maneuver on her own, without the assistance of someone that sat at the table to play.

When nobody sits down to play a game of chess, all pieces on the board are equally powerful in that none of them (black or white) has any real power. There is no longer a most powerful piece and king and queen become meaningless, pawns are not getting played, they are just pieces of plastic or wood.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021